Sick. As. A. Dog.

As you can tell from my blog title, I haven't been feeling too hot these past few days. Please, don't cry. I'll be alright...I'm highly medicated (thanks mom!) and I can't feel my face (is that a good thing?). I figured I'd feel a wee bit better if I write a new blog and tell you guys just HOW AMAZING my life is...or not... :]

So I hit up Russian Size on Friday and I think I'm the most popular person in the Pakastani crowd's book. The DJ played a famous Punjabi MC song This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gef48exMfo&feature=related

And I pretended I knew the words but I just kept saying "Chock a lock a nock a nocka tucka lucka naaaaaaa" and they thought I was singing along. They were all really impressed...sorry to disappoint guys... :]

Besides Russian Size...this past weekend I got my first blind massage! It was really cool, I must say...although the woman who gave me my massage wasn't blind...so I'm not sure if it was really authentic. My friend Cooper was the lucky one and got the REAL blind guy. Originally, I thought the guy was a douchebag because he kept bumping into me in the massage parlor- whoops! Guess I'm the D-bag...I wanted so badly to swing my hand in front of his face and see if he flinched, but I guess some people would find that rude. Whatevz. ;) Back to the massage - It wasn't too bad. The lady kept asking me 疼不疼(teng bu teng which means: does it hurt?) and I didn't want to seem like a sissy so I just kept saying no. There were times that I thought I might just cry...which of course made me laugh, and if you've ever laughed lying on your face it makes your butt bounce up and down...yeah...that was awkward. I lied and told her I had a bad cough so she wouldn't think I was weird... :[ After the massage the lady told me that my skin and muscles might hurt the next day but it'd get better....oh she wasn't lying!

The next day I basically crawled out of my bed. I'm pretty sure my roommate thinks I'm retarded (sorry Hu Fang.. :[ ) I felt like Bruce Lee went to town on my lower back and butt. I'm gradually feeling better and better...I think I would feel a WHOLE lot better if I didn't have a really bad head cold too. Double whammy. :[

That weekend a group of us got together and went to the Dragon Tower. It's the highest tower in Asia and the second highest tower in the world! It was pretty cool. We got to wear slippers and walk on some really thick (I hope) glass at the top and look down. I had one of my crazy daydreams again, they play out in my head like mini movies...in my daydream the glass broke and I fell screaming to my death. It was pretty vivid and kind of freaked me out, not gonna lie...but it was still a really fun experience.

So, St. Patty's Day in China was pretty fun as well. A local Aussie bar was having a little St. Patty's party so a couple of friends and I decided to wear some green boas and grace them with our presence. It was a fun night full of green beer and lyrically belligerent irish music. FUUUN! I participated in the Centskyrion (Centurion: the bar is named Sky) drinking game. It's a drinking game where you have to drink half a shot of beer every minute...for an hour...yeah, I quit after the 3rd shot. I didn't want to pull an exorcist and projectile vomit green beer on everyone. It's not my style. But I DID cheer on all the guys crazy enough to think that they could do it. It got down between two guys: a bleary eyed Chinese guy and a French guy...I yelled at the Chinese guy not to give up, he smiled.....and then threw up all over himself and a little on my leg... :[ If I had to guess I'd say he'd been eating Ritz crackers for the past 3 days. Is that a good mental picture for everyone?? If not just let me know...

Well, other than that I've been studying (seriously, I have) and studying, oh yeah and studying. I'll keep you all updated on all the fun things that happen this weekend. We're going to see Old Harbin and then eat at a Muslim restaurant...mmmm! It'll be nice to not eat noodles and rice for a day. So, until then!

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bU jIeXi Out!